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Does the battery have rollover minutes?
Mom: " we have to plug it in, it's running out of minutes" Me: "mom, we dont have to worry about minutes. We have an unlimited plan. It's called the battery"















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There is no universe in which a dog and cat covering a Gotye video will not succeed on the Internet.
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Finally, an explanation for why old people still have so much sex.
They'd have to pay you to take this bus.
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