Valentine's Day, also known as "March Madness," is here. It's the one day a year when you're legally allowed to go out and feel any girl's boob(s) sans consequence. I pinky swear- ask any cop or campus safety officer.
So what better way to celebrate "free second base for everybody" than with a good "'ol fashioned CH writer collaboration? This week's topic- Things Not To Say To Your Partner While Climaxing.
If anybody actually has the balls to say these, then more power to you. On the other hand, I guess if you're looking to get the person out of the room as quickly as possible post-boning, this can probably serve as a pretty effective guide. Anyway, here goes
|Ricky Van Veen||Synergy!|
- Why aren't you crying?
|Mindy Raf||This was your last chance, and it's not going so well. Pull out, collect your stuff, and take care.|
|Shallon Lester||Oh GOD! I guess I'm not gay after all!|
|Eric Wang||You're my first time.|
|Paul Dean Hogan||I hope you have a big place in your heart for children with Down's Syndrome!|
|Neil Janowitz||Shit, I got it all over the keyboard again.|
- I think the condom broke.. psyche, I'm not even wearing one.
|Josh Jacobs||Go go gadget sperm!|
|Matt Boor||MATT BOOR!|
|Christian Finnegan||- Oh baby, I'm about to spew jizz out of my penis.|
- Heyyyyy Macarena!
|Dave Wilson||Boy it's really jammed in there good.|
|Andrew Porter||You can wake up now!|
|Amir Blumenfeld||"Least likely to get laid," my ass! Stupid year book awards!|
|Adam Jacobi||(in a Regis Philbin voice) And THATS my final answer.|
|Aaron Karo||Aaaaaaand cut!|
|Brad Wells||We should get married.|
Hey, I remember that the Powell's were the second family on Charles in Charge but what the hell was the name of the first?
|Dan Levy||- Leggo my Eggo, bitch!|
- I hope we tivo'd CSI: Miami
- I really like your vagina, especially because you let me fuck it in the back of my car while my step brother was driving.
|Streeter Seidell||DING! Your tanks full.|
|Melody Joy Kramer||I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance!|
|Dean Camp||By the power of Grayskull|
|Steve Hofstetter||I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so scared!|
|Luke Phillips||Serenity now!|