You enter the code and the scanner boots up. Indigo is so pleased that he reveals he was SECRETLY A WIZARD the entire time! He explains he was actually scanning a humorous article from this month's MAGICIAN'S QUARTERLY to share with his grandson at WIZARD COLLEGE. As a way of thanking you for your help, he gives you an ENCHANTED CRYSTAL.
Oh also you successfully print that thingy your boss wanted.
- SNEAK A PEAK AT THAT BOSS DOC.

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