You open the mysterious drawer and are greeted with a cornucopia of disappointment!
What do you eat?
- A BUNCH OF THUMBTACKS that definitely aren't food and shouldn't be treated as such.
- OPENED PACK OF WILDBERRY POP TARTS (1 of 2), do they even still make these?
- ADDERALL PILLS that you bought off a high school kid who said his name was "Wolfgod."
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