First off, why are you on the Internet and not seeing Mean Girls? If your excuse is "I already saw it over the weekend," my question then becomes "Dude, why aren't you seeing Mean Girls a second time?" Bottom line- that movie was mind-blowingly good. And I'm glad Lindsay Lohan's almost 18 and not any younger so we're only stuck with a month or so of douchey guys counting down the days Olsen-style until she's legal. Way to go, Tina Fey. Way to go.



Anyway, inspired by the refreshing aroma of high school love flowing through America's collective conscience, the CollegeHumor writing staff (at least those without finals they had to study for last night) decided to take our best cracks at creating a mega-lame 9th grade love poem. Much like the pseudo-Australian home to the Bloomin' Onion aussietizer, there were no rules.



So here they are, listed below next to each writer's pretty face, in the order I received them (mine is here). Enjoy!

	Do You Want The Moon, Marie?
	by Streeter Seidell

	My heart beats to the rhythm of your voice
	by James Girvin

	Love Haiku for You- Jimmy in the second row
	by Meg Connolly

	You + Me = Us
	by Steve Hofstetter

	Puppy Love
	by Rex Brown

	You French Kissed My Best Friend
	by Mindy Raf

	Space Angel of Love
	by Justin Droms of The Georgetown Lampoon

	I've loved you since that day in math
	by Dean Camp

	The Tingle of my Loin
	by Josh Jacobs

	Baby U Da 1
	by Amir Blumenfeld

	Artistically Untitled
	by Bobby Oerzeni

	The Snowfall Sonata
	by Neil Janowitz

	My love for you has many faces
	by Adam Jacobi

	I Like You
	by Eric Wang

	A spoonful of desire!!!!
	by Nick Pelton

Well, hope you enjoyed. If you're still in the mood to read, check out Matt's new

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