1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.

3rd RULE: Pay your dues.

4th RULE: If you cannot pay your dues, talk to Bob and we will work out a payment plan.

5th RULE: There is 15 dollar payment penalty for each week you are late.

6th RULE: If you haven't paid dues, you cannot fight.

7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.

9th RULE: By fighting, you agree not to sue Fight Club for any injuries, foreseeable or unforeseeable, in any universe, in perpetuity.