This past Tuesday, Justin Bieber told reporters that one of the new songs on his upcoming album, "Believe," touched upon the false paternity accusation made by super fan Mariah Yeater. Yesterday we got our hands on a leaked draft of the song.
LEAKED: Justin Bieber's "I Never Had Sex with You" Single
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I Never Had Sex with You Yeah, girl, I can't believe that you lied. I never did the things you said Or put a baby inside… you So I'm so sorry girl But I'm telling the world That I never had sex with you No, I never had sex with you And by that I mean I never, ever peed in your butt No, we didn't get naked, and then jump on the bed And we never put some rubber on top of our heads No, I never had sex with you Even though I know the way that sex totally works I know they all were perplexed When they found out the truth Cause I'm so good at sex In spite of my youth But I didn't have sex with you So, girl, I think I know why you did it You take one look at the biebs And you want to get with it… yeah. So I'm so sorry girl But I'm telling the world That I never had sex with you No, I never had sex with you And by that I mean I didn't rub my butt on your butt. No, I didn't lie on you, and then grunt in your face We didn't do what Mom and Scooter do at his place No, I never had sex with you Even though I know the way that sex totally works It's when I take my dick And put it in your navel No I don't think it's sick Cause I'm totally able But I didn’t have sex with you. Yeah.
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