Gary Johnson, Libertarian Party

Full Name: Gary Earl Johnson


Nickname: N/A


Possible Nickname: Not Ron Paul


Current Gig: Governor of New Mexico


Alma Mater: The Harvard of Albuquerque


Hobby: Paragliding, climbing Mount Everest


How He Almost Died: Paragliding, climbing Mount Everest


Marijuana Policy: Chill


"Hair" Situation: Not Rand Paul


Weirdest Thing About Him: Despite participating in a 2011 Republican presidential debate hosted by Fox News, Johnson only has two children.