Now that Mitt Romney has all but sealed the deal as the Republican nominee (pick up the pace, Ron Paul), it's time that he start considering potential running mates. Mitt is certainly lacking in the image department, so we here at CollegeHumor thought we would suggest some possibilities that might balance out the GOP ticket this year.
Rep. Paul Ryan
Pros:
Chairman of the House Budget Committee; proposed a major budget plan
From Janesville, Wisconsin; would capture the hearts of the Midwest
Just a charming little gent
Cons:
Two first names, can't trust him
Kind of gives off otter vibes
A better ticket would be Ron Paul/Paul Ryan, with a cabinet including Rand Paul, late artist Paul Rand, and actor Ron Perlman. I'll stop.
Sen. Marco Rubio
Pros:
Charismatic rising star in the Republican Party
Cuban-American; would help with the Latino vote
The "Crown Prince" of the Tea Party
Cons:
"Crown Prince" sounds weird
Would constantly be interrupted by crowds of people shouting "Polo" when introducing himself
Looks like he could be a young dad on some show on the CW
Herman Cain
Pros:
Would certainly shake things up
Pizza interests would be well represented
Huge fan of the Pokemon movie
Cons:
Bonafide nutjob
Decorated Admiral in the War on Women
Huge fan of the Pokemon movie
Ron Swanson
Pros:
Staunchly Libertarian, would woo Ron Paul supporters
"The government is a greedy piglet that suckles on the taxpayer's teat until they have sore, chapped nipples." So there's that.
Undecided voters would be drawn to his killer 'stache and woodworking skills.
Cons:
Lack of national/foreign policy experience
Awkward and unpleasant
Fictional
Kim Kardashian
Pros:
Has very high name/face/nude rec
Probably has her own perfume or something
Would be amazing to see on "Meet the Press"
Cons:
Has zero experience, awareness, or interest in politics
Jill Biden's counterpart would be Kanye West
Representative of if not major cause of the downfall of American culture





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