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Embarrassing Nightmare Panel One - Close up of a man with an unshaven face, who wakes up with a start. Panel Two - The panel has zoomed out to reveal the man’s arms, which are are lifted up as if in a stretching pose. The man begins talking. Man: Oh man, I just had the most embarrassing dream. Panel Three - Same shot, he continues speaking, but now has turned his head to the right. Man: I dreamt was back in college, but they wouldn’t let me graduate because I failed my physics exam! Panel Four - A tall thin panel revealing that the man is actually chained to a wall, he is talking to the prisoner next to him, whom we currently can’t see. Man: But the funny thing is, I didn’t even TAKE Physics in college! Panel Five - A wide tall panel revealing that the prisoner next to the man is actually a skeleton Man: Soooooo glad it was just a dream. Panel Six - Same panel, a rat scurries across the foreground, the man’s face looked pained but happy. Panel Seven - Big panel revealing that the man is chained to a wall in an exposed desert, a used nuclear warhead can be seen in the foreground, a ruined city is in the background. Man: I can’t remember what my face looks like. End.
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