1. The Onset
You hear Mr. Sandman knocking at your door, but you shut the metaphorical shades, turn on the metaphorical sprinkler and tune him out. You've got work to do! You're going to get through this with sheer willpower. Willpower, incidentally , is itself powered by coffee.

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