I'll sleep when I'm dead tired.
8. The Illogical
Listen, it may SOUND crazy, but you're pretty sure you can turn things into plastic. Like, literally. What? Tell them, Shadow Nana! Ah man, she must have back to the Land of Forever Night when the sun came up. Oh well, the important thing is the friendly woodsprites finished your paper.

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