It makes you sound like an idiot teen.

It makes you sound like a crotchety old person

The only thing more boring than someone sleeping is hearing someone describe someone sleeping.

You made it! Now stop right there and plan your next move. Really think about where you want to go. Look to the future, and forget what's behind you, especially the long line of people who are being forced into a crushing mass behind you.

None of the things on this list really affect me. I shouldn't care about them at all. I shouldn't have made this list and you shouldn't have read it. But here we are.