The most well-mapped area of the entire world is the street where the Google street view car driver's ex girlfriend lives
Streeter Seidell (@streetseidell) June 18, 2012
i'd like to get a copy of Mein Kampf just to see what the "About The Author" section at the end says
Andrew Bridgman (@AndyBridgman) March 4, 2012
PEOPLE THINK I'M YELLING WHEN I WRITE IN CAPS BUT REALLY I'M JUST TYPING.
Brian Murphy (@chmurph) June 13, 2012
Have you guys ever tried listening to music? It's pretty good. I particularly like songs.
Kevin Corrigan (@kevincorrigan) June 17, 2012
Kind of overshot it on "Ted" pre-sale tickets. Anybody know 150 people who are available for the 4pm Friday showing? (matinee was cheaper)
Saj P (@sajpo) June 20, 2012
The serving size on a container of One a Day vitamins is two vitamins. So you know, fuck everything you thought you knew about math.
mah ree nah (@marinarachael) June 19, 2012
"This town ain't big enough for the two of us." gunslinger with poor spatial reasoning skills.
Ben Kling (@benkling) April 4, 2012
Gosh, you can't swing a cat without hitting a person protesting the act of cat swinging around here.
Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) June 18, 2012
My greatest fear is that I'm accidentally sharing what I listen to on spotify with everyone. My greatest dream is that they all LOVE IT.
Hallie Cantor (@halliecantor) June 18, 2012
People think I don't take the elevator because I'm claustrophobic, but I really just don't trust anything that would let me go down on it.
Alex Watt (@AlexanderWatt) June 15, 2012
In 30 years there will be a Rock of Ages for the 2010's featuring Call Me Maybe, tons of Facebook jokes, and probably Tom Cruise.
Jeff Rubin (@JeffRubinShow) June 15, 2012
Whoever wrote the copy, 'fork-deep in linguini', everyone wants you dead.
jaredneumark (@jaredneumark) June 7, 2012
What do YOU think about blogs that end every post in a question? Does this desperate ploy ever work on you? Let us know in the comments!
Adam Conover(@adamconover) June 8, 2012
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