The most well-mapped area of the entire world is the street where the Google street view car driver's ex girlfriend lives

— Streeter Seidell (@streetseidell) June 18, 2012

i'd like to get a copy of Mein Kampf just to see what the "About The Author" section at the end says

— Andrew Bridgman (@AndyBridgman) March 4, 2012

PEOPLE THINK I'M YELLING WHEN I WRITE IN CAPS BUT REALLY I'M JUST TYPING.

— Brian Murphy (@chmurph) June 13, 2012

Have you guys ever tried listening to music? It's pretty good. I particularly like songs.

— Kevin Corrigan (@kevincorrigan) June 17, 2012

Kind of overshot it on "Ted" pre-sale tickets. Anybody know 150 people who are available for the 4pm Friday showing? (matinee was cheaper)

— Saj P (@sajpo) June 20, 2012

The serving size on a container of One a Day vitamins is two vitamins. So you know, fuck everything you thought you knew about math.

— mah ree nah (@marinarachael) June 19, 2012

"This town ain't big enough for the two of us." — gunslinger with poor spatial reasoning skills.

— Ben Kling (@benkling) April 4, 2012

Gosh, you can't swing a cat without hitting a person protesting the act of cat swinging around here.

— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) June 18, 2012

My greatest fear is that I'm accidentally sharing what I listen to on spotify with everyone. My greatest dream is that they all LOVE IT.

— Hallie Cantor (@halliecantor) June 18, 2012

People think I don't take the elevator because I'm claustrophobic, but I really just don't trust anything that would let me go down on it.

— Alex Watt (@AlexanderWatt) June 15, 2012

In 30 years there will be a Rock of Ages for the 2010's featuring Call Me Maybe, tons of Facebook jokes, and probably Tom Cruise.

— Jeff Rubin (@JeffRubinShow) June 15, 2012

Whoever wrote the copy, 'fork-deep in linguini', everyone wants you dead.

— jaredneumark (@jaredneumark) June 7, 2012

What do YOU think about blogs that end every post in a question? Does this desperate ploy ever work on you? Let us know in the comments!

— Adam Conover(@adamconover) June 8, 2012