Pro

The world is your beer cooler.

Con

The snow plow likes to go into your beer cooler.

Pro

Anywhere you pass out outside is like falling asleep on a fluffy mattress.

Con

You don't ever wake up.

Pro

Classes get canceled.

Con

You miss out on an educational opportunity.

Pro

Too snowy to do anything outside leads to heavy petting.

Con

The only person in the house is your roommate.

Pro

There are a lot of fun snow activities in Wisconsin.

Con

You live in Wisconsin.