Pro
The world is your beer cooler.
Con
The snow plow likes to go into your beer cooler.
Pro
Anywhere you pass out outside is like falling asleep on a fluffy mattress.
Con
You don't ever wake up.
Pro
Classes get canceled.
Con
You miss out on an educational opportunity.
Pro
Too snowy to do anything outside leads to heavy petting.
Con
The only person in the house is your roommate.
Pro
There are a lot of fun snow activities in Wisconsin.
Con
You live in Wisconsin.
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