Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the voting for the fourth Streety Awards. The Streetys are decided by you, not some overpaid industry "expert" sitting around sipping mochas and lighting Cubans with his intern's hair. Also, the Streetys cover all manner of entertainment while ignoring such awards as "best digital sound editing" and "best use of duct tape on a soap opera set" so you get to the good stuff. Without further ado, here are your nominees for the third 2004 Streety Awards!



Most Over-hyped Movie:

1.Sideways

2.Garden State

3.The Life Aquatic

4.Spongebob Squarepants; the movie



Celebrity who isn't as hot as she acts

1.Lindsay Lohan

2.Paris Hilton

3.Britney Spears

4.Camryn Manheim



Best Chewing Gum

1.Orbitz

2.Winterfresh

3.Dentyne Ice

4.Juicy Fruit



Worst way to show someone you love them

1.Carve name into arm

2.Sacrifice pet in their honor

3.Compose 2 volume poetry book

4.saying, "I think about you when I'm pleasing myself."



Worst tattoo

1.Butterfly above ass crack

2.Barbed wire arm wrap

3."Spring Break 86'" on chest

4."I'm with stooped" on forehead



Best male deodorant spray

1.Axe

2.Old Spice High Endurance

3.Speed Stick

4.Formula 409



Worst prescription drug side effect:

1.Diarrhea

2.Blood in stool

3.Impotence

4.Sweaty palms



Worst "Trivial Pursuit" special edition

1.The "1890s" edition

2.The "Carson Daly" edition

3.The "Coffee Mug" edition

4.The "Last 3 Months" edition



Personal Accessory that most says "I'm better than you."

1.iPod

2.Blackberry

3.big huge bag of cocaine

4.Supermodel girlfriend



Best magazine that almost shows nipple

1.Maxim

2.FHM

3.Stuff

4.Women's Home Journal



Best Naturally Occurring Element

1.Hydrogen

2.Oxygen

3.Boron

4.Ummmm" .Milk?



Rapper with the worst luck

1.Kanye West – car accident, Polo addiction

2.Fat Joe – Crippling food addiction, stretch marks

3.Biggie Smalls – Lazy eye, murdered

4.Flava Flav – mentally retarded, twitchy



Best passive aggressive way to anger your roommate

1.Play your music a few decibels louder than his/hers.

2.make passing remark about him/her not doing dishes.

3.when told his/her significant other is coming over, say "wow, there's a shocker."

4.punch them in face, deny it.



Best country other than America

1.Canada

2.England

3.Australia

4.Lithuania



Send your votes to Streeter@streeterseidell.comand remember, write-ins are welcome!