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What Kind of Superhero Are You? - A Choose Your Own Origin Story Adventure!

by Tom Philip and Caldwell Tanner on

Well, did you at least inherit an immeasurable fortune from your parents upon their untimely demise?
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- No, but thanks for reminding me that my parents are dead, cool guy.
- Huh? Oh right! I'm insanely wealthy!
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