Hey guys, Backstreet's Back, alright! You sang that in your head didn't you? Admit it, you're totally psyched that BSB are reuniting. So dust off your CD players and whip out that poster of Nick Carter you ripped out of the 1999 Teen People Summer edition because we've got a surprise for you! Here's a sneak peek at the new Backstreet Boy's track list. And for those of you who don't care (all of you) here's the track list anyway.
Backstreet's Back Again (Alright?)
1. Memories of Our Past Career
2. Yes, I Will
Play the Five Songs You Know
3. It's True, We All Tried Solo Careers
4. I Promise You This Won't Be a Horrible Disappointment
5. Larger Than Life (I've Gained Some Weight Since 2000)
7. More Than That 2011 Minor Hit Single in Europe
6. Quit Playing Games With Brian Littrell's Heart, He Has a Condition
8. As Long As You Love My New Remix of Our Old Hits
9. I Wanna Be With You, But I'm Happily Married With Children, Sorry
10. The Call
I Made to the Babysitter About the Frozen Lasagna
11. Let's Have a Party
But Nothing Crazy Because I Just Got My 60 Day Sobriety Chip
12. I Know the Meaning of Being Lonely Since Everyone Forgot I Was in Backstreet Boys
13. All I Have to Give is My Autographed Picture from 1999 (Maybe You Can Sell it on Ebay)
14. Everybody (Backstreets Back) Alright, Seriously, We Know We're Not The Spice Girls, But At Least Nick Carter Still Looks Good
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