The 10 Least Used Bat Gadgets

by Mike Trapp on July 19, 2012

Illustrations by Nathan "Beardless" Yaffe

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The 10 Least Used Bat Gadgets

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Mike Trapp

BruceWaynerangs: This variation on the batarang is shaped like Bruce Wayne’s face. (On the back it says, “If found, please return to Bruce Wayne (Batman)”)

Bat-Mother’s Day Card: (image of a lovingly crafted mother’s day card preserved under a glass dome) The most technologically perfect Mother’s Day card Batman could make. Every day he adds a little bit more to make it better. Every day.

Bat-Bat: A baseball bat with the Batman logo.

Bat-Bat-Bat Bat: A baseball bat made out recycled Bat-Bats.Printed with Batman logo.

Hunter Safety Orange Bat Suit: (a bright, almost glowing orange bat suit) For being the night. Safely.

Flyingfoxmobile: (looks like the batmobile, but has fur on it and the hood is a little longer and more narrow, like a snout) The flyingfoxmobile is distinct from the batmobile in that it has underfur and subsists primarily on fruit, nectar, or pollen.

Bat Bing: (It’s a screenshot of a Bing search for “men who want to watch the world burn”. The word “bat” is appended in front of all nouns) Batman’s version of Bing.

Commissioner Gordon Signal: (Like the bat signal, but glasses and a moustache instead) Used when Batman feels like talking to Commissioner Gordon.

Adamantium Batarang: (Batarang with an X-men logo on it) Never used for fear of people complaining about unlikeliness of Marvel-DC crossover. 

Bat-Bat-Bat-Bat Bat Bat: A robotic, flying bat made out of Bat-Bat-Bat Bats. Printed with Batman logo.

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