- Swim to Spain.
- Swim to Australia.
- Keep myself from making a "breaststroke" joke.
- Learn how to make a Bloomin' Onion from scratch.
- Learn how to share a Bloomin' Onion with another person.
- Pretend I didn't like that episode of "The Simpsons."
- Steal one of those flags with a kangaroo wearing boxing gloves on it from a college freshman's dorm room.
- Place a shrimp on the barbie seductively.
- Shut up for once about my blog, Who is Alex Watt.
- Watch hurdling.
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