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The 15 Dumbest Things to Say Before Dying
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The 15 Dumbest Things to Say Before Dying Person being held up at knife point - "Whoa, cool knife!" Person tripping and falling down the stairs - “Whoopsies!” Person in grass, pointing - “It’s okay, the colorful ones aren’t poisonous.” Getting ready to exercise - “I’ll be fine. I have these reflective thingies.” Person holding a pill - “This is gonna be the best Hootie and the Blowfish concert ever.” Person in front of a fire - ““AWESOME! Burn Notice is on Netflix!” Eating a bowl of something - “I’m deathly allergic to peanuts. How NUTTY is that??” Person about to die in a gas leak, other people lie dead around him. A hazy gas hangs in the air - "Alright, who beefed?" Person having a heart attack - "Ugh, I hate being constipated." Person taking a picture of something with their phone - “I just have to tweet this.” Person starting down into the subway - “OOh a wheat penny!” About to slip in the shower - “I just met you, and this is CRAAAAZY” About to fall off a stepladder - “What ever happened to Dennis Rodman?” Plugging something into a really full surge protector with a shock coming out of it - “Trust me. Napoleon Dynamite holds up.” Looking in a fridge, with something heavy about to fall off the top - “Aw, man! Who ate all my Chobani Greek Yogurt?”
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