Ahh, nothing like a Google Search Bar to tell you what people REALLY want to know about our Washington Elite. Here are 30 current political figures with extremely random, hilarious, and often weirdly-telling phrases in their Top Google Suggestions:

1. Jon Huntsman Wizard

The former ambassador also once played keyboard in a band called Wizard, but that's still no excuse for him not to immediately print up "John Hunstman, Wizard" business cards.

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2. Pat Toomey Will Smith

Perhaps the Pennsylvania Senator is looking for a Pennsylvania Prince for his 2016 presidential bid?