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The Sexiest Thing in the World: The Results

by Tom Philip on

We asked you to choose the sexiest things in the world about guys and girls. Here are your winners.

Girls

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15. Glasses

Good news for everyone who's just been sitting and waiting for their vision impairment to pay off: this is your time.

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14. Being Flexible

Flexibility: a sexy turn on in terms of physicality, but I also like to think this includes being open to MY suggestion of which movie to see tonight. Ruby Sparks looks good! Let's try it!

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13. Long Hair

Forget to schedule a hair appointment this month? Good. Long hair's sexy. The longer the sexier, so don't even THINK of ever getting your hair cut again. Longer. Longer, I say!

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12. A Subtle Foreign Accent (only if authentic)

Being from somewhere far away is hot, because it means you're different and mysterious and probably haven't heard many lame pick-up lines yet.

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11. Lips

A good set of lips indicates great kissing ability, and that's sexy. It also indicates that you're not a snake or anything, which, again, is a plus.

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