The 44th President of the United States, Barack Obama, participated in a AMA interview on Reddit this afternoon. Here is what his opponent in the 2012 election, Mitt Romney, did in that time.

• Called his son Tagg, left a message.
• Called his son Craig, left a message.
• Called his son Matt, left a message.
• Called his son Josh, left a message.
• Called his son Ben, left a message.
• Called his son Tagg again, left another message.
• Pressed the dang button.
• Clicked the screen.
• Witnessed the computer shut down on its own doing.
• Pressed another button.
• Called his wife Ann, remembered she was a woman and therefore incapable of solving anything on her own, as per GOP doctrine, and hung up.
• Linked the "E."
• Bing-ed Google.
• Googled Reddit.
• Freaked out about the amount of cats.
• Gained an appreciation for cats.
• Figured out email.
• Forwarded that email.
• Lost even more of the youth vote.

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