Recent reports reveal that America's heart throb Nic Cage owes his local video rental store $224.48 in late fees. Rather than take the blame like a normal human being, Cage blamed his assistant for the misunderstanding. Needless to say, Nic is looking for a new assistant and we just spotted the post on Craigslist.
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