A kids' movie called "The Oogieloves In The Big Balloon Adventure" came out this Labor Day weekend and is currently being lauded as the biggest flop of all time, racking up a record-low $445,000 total in its three-day debut weekend to go along with its current 1.9 rating on IMDB and widespread critical panning.

What makes this flop even more shocking, however, is the fact that according to the poster, The Oogieloves was brought to you by THE MARKETING VISIONARY WHO BROUGHT YOU TELETUBBIES AND THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE:

Wow, That "Marketing Visionary"??? Who also probably made this poster calling themselves a Marketing Visionary?

WHY STOP THERE? Here are 6 Even More Bombastic Versions of The Oogieloves Poster that highlight even more obscure crew members and DEFINITELY would've made this move a smash at the box office:

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