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The Best Way to Beat the Heat
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The Best Way to Beat the Heat

1. A bunch of kids play in a busted fire hydrant on a warm summer day. One kid runs after a wayward ball

2. The ball is stopped by the foot of a firefighter, the kid looks worried.

3. Kids-eye view of the fireman crossing their arms and looking upset.

4. Close-up shot of the fireman scowling.fighters

5. Same close-up, but now the fireman is smiling and holding up a big hose.

6. The kids are now dancing in the hydrant and playing with the firefighters. One sprays people with a gentle stream of water.

7. Newspaper showing a burning building. Headline reads: “HOSPITAL FIRE KILLS HUNDREDS, FIREFIGHTERS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.” A sub-headline reads “Town water supply mysteriously depleted.”
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