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The Illest Sick Day
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Caldwell Tanner and Alex Watt
Calling in SIIIIIIICK

1. Close up on a guy looking ill. He is holding a phone up to his face. 

Guy: Yeah. Sorry boss, *cough* I’m like super ill right now.  

2. Cut out to reveal the guy holding the phone in one hand while skateboarding off a huge ramp. He is holding an electric guitar with his other hand. the word ‘sick’ is spelled out in a radical font. 

Guy:  I think I’m gonna have to take a SIIIIIIIIIICK day. 

3. Guy flies off ramp and ollies while playing a sick riff. He is wearing sunglasses like all of a sudden out of no where.

4.  Guy pukes all over himself. 

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