The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free Big Shocker. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CHStupidQuestions @ Gmail.com. INCLUDE YOUR SCHOOL!
The Nominees
A) Drake University, Des Moines, IA
Submitted by Danny
Tiny Blonde Girl: So, was Pearl Harbor retaliation for us dropping the atomic bombs on Japan?
Professor: Stares
B) The University of Rhode Island, Kingston, RI
Submitted by Mike
In my intro to applied geometry (a gen-ed course)
Professor: What is the quickest route between two points?
Boy Wonder: A Black hole?
Professor: Class dismissed.
C) St. Lawrence University, Canton, NY
Submitted by Dan
Heard during a class on music of India.
Professor: I know it’s hard to pronounce some of these [Indian] terms.
Keep in mind there are five different ‘N’s in the alphabet.
Master Linguist: Wait, in their alphabet or ours?
D) University of Richmond, Richmond, VA
Submitted by Kristin
In a freshman composition class, the professor was outlining the requirements for a paper (1-inch margins, 12-pt. font, etc.) and a girl, whom I shall refer to as The Bright Spot in the Universe, raised her hand.
The Bright Spot in the Universe: “Does this have to be in complete sentences?”.
E) Widener University, Chester, PA
Submitted by Nicholas
After we read a letter Columbus wrote to the Queen of Spain about how beautiful “The New World” was…..
Professor: So, how much of the letter do you think is true, and how much do you think he made up to make his discovery look better?
The Brilliance: Well….did anyone else go there after him?
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