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Can you imagine how crazy it would be if Urkel ran for president? I mean come on! A black president!

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My brain's wingman is my penis. My penis will be like, "yo, lets see what she's got goin on" and my brain is like, "are you serious…look at that girl, you're unbeleivable." ~ submitted by Tom Sunnegren

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training wheels (noun) – Friends to put your arms around for balance when you are too drunk to walk.

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There Are Such Things As Stupid Questions
– Why do they call it Long Island?- So social security cards are for social security, and identification cards are for identification, but what are playing cards for?- What does the D stand for in Franklin Delano Roosevelt?

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The Nickelodeon Betting Line – week of 4/13 – 4/20
- Purple Parrots over the Silver Snakes by 1/2 a medallion- 9:2 Mexico on the Agrocrag by seven seconds.- 2:1 The Slime Slingers by a physical challenge and a half over the Gak Guzzlers in a sloppy one.- Pinsky (5/18) v. Budnick (10/29)- Proposition Bet – 15:1 Mom is on a Pie Coaster twice this week. 45:1 thrice this week

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