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What You're Saying With Your Haircut
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Susanna Wolff and Caldwell Tanner
What You’re Saying with Your Haircut *Type: The Nostalgia Bowl Description: A 90’s era bowl-cut Quote: “I peaked in middle school.” *Type: The Special Snowflake Description: Girl with a Ramona flowers-esque haircut that changes colors. Quote: “I’M INTERESTING!” *Type: The Baldfaced Lie Description: Guy wearing a hat, looking nervous. Quote: “I just really like this hat, what?” *Type: The Brave and the Bald Description: A Bald guy holding a bic razor. Quote: “I’m not fooling anyone anymore.” *Type: The Pixie Description: Girl with short hair. Quote: “I just got out of a longterm relationship.” *Type: The Six-Month Shear Description: Shaggy, unkempt hair covering eyes Quote: “I’m equal parts curious and lazy.” ALT: “I just got out of a longterm relationship.” *Type: The Sideshave (Female) Description: A girl with half-long hair / half-shaved head. Quote: “I’m crazy.” *Type: The Sideshave (Male) Description: Skrillex’s haircut Quote: “I’m Skrillex.” *Type: The Afro Description: A black guy with an afro. Quote: “I’m black” *Type: The Afro Description: A jewish guy with an afro. Quote: “I’m Jewish” *Type: Dreadlocks Description: A jewish guy with awful-looking dreads. Quote: “I wish I were black.” Type: Bangs Description: Instagram filtered girl making a picture face with bangs. Quote: “@bangme Let me tell you about my bangs” Type: High Pony Description: Peppy girl with a high ponytail. Quote: “OMG, you would love my gym!” Type: Low Pony Description: Messy girl with a low ponytail. Quote: “Oh my god, you would love the IT Crowd.” Type: Pigtails Description: Girl twirling one pigtail and sucking on a lollypop in a provocative way. Quote: “I’m a dirty little girl.” Type: Pigtails with a Hat Description: Girl with pigtail braids and a big wool hat. Quote: “My hair is dirty.”
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