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by Caldwell Tanner and Susanna Wolff on October 25, 2012

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What You're Saying With Your Haircut

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Susanna Wolff and Caldwell Tanner

What You’re Saying with Your Haircut 

*Type: The Nostalgia Bowl
Description: A 90’s era bowl-cut
Quote: “I peaked in middle school.”

*Type: The Special Snowflake
Description: Girl with a Ramona flowers-esque haircut that changes colors.
Quote: “I’M INTERESTING!”

*Type: The Baldfaced Lie
Description: Guy wearing a hat, looking nervous.
Quote: “I just really like this hat, what?”

*Type: The Brave and the Bald
Description:  A Bald guy holding a bic razor.
Quote: “I’m not fooling anyone anymore.”

*Type: The Pixie
Description: Girl with short hair.
Quote: “I just got out of a longterm relationship.”

*Type: The Six-Month Shear
Description: Shaggy, unkempt hair covering eyes  
Quote: “I’m equal parts curious and lazy.” ALT: “I just got out of a longterm relationship.”


*Type: The Sideshave (Female)
Description: A girl with half-long hair / half-shaved head.
Quote: “I’m crazy.”

*Type: The Sideshave (Male)
Description: Skrillex’s haircut
Quote: “I’m Skrillex.”


*Type: The Afro
Description: A black guy with an afro.
Quote: “I’m black”

*Type: The Afro
Description: A jewish guy with an afro.
Quote: “I’m Jewish”

*Type: Dreadlocks
Description: A jewish guy with awful-looking dreads.
Quote: “I wish I were black.”

Type: Bangs
Description: Instagram filtered girl making a picture face with bangs.
Quote: “@bangme Let me tell you about my bangs”

Type: High Pony
Description: Peppy girl with a high ponytail.
Quote: “OMG, you would love my gym!”

Type: Low Pony
Description: Messy girl with a low ponytail.
Quote: “Oh my god, you would love the IT Crowd.”

Type: Pigtails
Description: Girl twirling one pigtail and sucking on a lollypop in a provocative way.
Quote: “I’m a dirty little girl.”

Type: Pigtails with a Hat
Description: Girl with pigtail braids and a big wool hat.
Quote: “My hair is dirty.”

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