What you need:
-A tan stocking
-Markers/Makeup
-A robe
-Desire to offend devout Christians

How to sell it:
-Find the nearest senile elderly woman and ask, "Why?! Why would you do this to me?"

What you need:
-A hangover
-Gatorade
-The remains of a once glorious costume

How to sell it:
-Tell everyone how awesome this party is going to be

What you need:
-A map
-White out
-Hatred of Google Maps

How to sell it:
-White out all useful information
-Get lost on the way to the party

What you need:
-A sweater
-A marker
-Backpack
-Stress acne from not being able to think of a costume

How to sell it:
-Tie sweater around your waist and flip it so the knot is in the back
-Crack your voice
-Call your dad to come pick you up

What you need:
-Discolored plastic sheet
-Sunglasses
-A narcissistic personality disorder

How to sell it:
-Act really artistic, then stare at sunsets and meals that you've cooked