Besides crippling social anxiety and trying to "'keep things together' with their high school sweethearts, every freshman guy has one thing in common: they love getting drunk. Many experienced upperclassmen let their evenings out be ruined by these roving bands of intoxicated freshmen. "Look at these idiots," you say, "They can't hold their booze at all. They totally ruined this bar." Shame on you. As an experienced college student you should know that every negative has a positive and that positive is usually a drinking game. So next time you're at your favorite bar and a herd of freshmen dudes come tramping through the door, filling the juke box with their TRL favorites and ordering shot after shot of Jager, don't get mad, just play Drunk Freshman: The Drinking Game!

Drink for the allotted amount of time whenever you spot a freshman guy"
| Getting shut down after hitting on an upperclassman | 3 seconds |
| Telling a story about how awesome high school was | 2 seconds |
| Trying to cut the bathroom line | 4 seconds |
| Trying to convince a bouncer his fake ID is real | 3 seconds |
| Staring at older girls dancing with each other | 5 seconds |
| Talking about how bad the food is | 8 seconds |
| Calling his girlfriend at another school | 10 seconds |
| Screaming an Old School/Chapelle's Show quote | 2 seconds |
| Complaining about his roommate | 3 seconds |
| Spilling a drink on himself or someone else | 4 seconds |
| Deep in a conversation about his philosophy class | 10 seconds |
| Throwing up in his mouth | 5 seconds |
| Throwing up on the floor | 15 seconds |
| Talking about how he "'never pukes, seriously' | 12 seconds |
| Realizing that he is about ten seconds away from vomiting | 20 seconds. |
| Wearing a school hoodie | 3 seconds |
| Sloppily making out with a fugly hag after 2 AM | 5 seconds |
| Trying to lift an object, break an object, move an object or otherwise display his beer muscles | 9 seconds |
| Stealing a banner, neon sign or anything else with an alcohol logo on it | 20 seconds |
| Getting the girl he's been hitting on stolen by an upperclassman | 10 seconds |
| Wearing an "'outfit' instead of whatever clothes were lying around | 8 seconds |
| Talking about how many classes he skips | 11 seconds |
| Playing an air instrument such as guitar or drums | 5 seconds |
| Grinding with his guy friends "'as a joke' | 2 seconds |
| Grinding with his guy friends | 25 seconds |
| Lighting a cigarette backwards | 30 seconds |
| Getting cut off by the bartender | 10 seconds |
| Bragging about how late he stayed up on Tuesday | 2 seconds |
| Recounting exactly how many beers, shots and drinks he has had so far tonight | 10 seconds |
| Leaving by himself, drunk, depressed and homesick | 1 second |
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