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by Nathan Yaffe on November 1, 2012

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Blow Chunks

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Nathan Yaffe

Panel 1:
 2 Bros drunk at a party.  Bro 1 looks more drunk than Bro 2.
 
Bro 1:  Oh no man.  I think I drank too much.  I think I’m gonna blow chunks.
 
Panel 2: 
Bro 2 looks concerned and reaches after Bro 1 as Bro 1 is walking away.
 
Bro 2: Dude don’t!
 
Bro 1: I’ve gotta!
 
Panel 3: 
Interior bathroom.  Bro 1 is staring at a huge hairy gross looking guy who has “chunks” written on his shirt (or tank top) casually reading “War and Peace”.
 
Chunks: You drink too much again?
 
Bro 1: …yea…
 
Panel 4:  
Chunks from behind is lowering his pants.  We see ass.  Bro 1 is staring wide eyed.
 
Chunks: Alright let’s do this.

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