10 Ways Not to Flirt at a Bar

by Alex Watt on November 5, 2012

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10 Ways Not to Flirt at a Bar

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10 Awful Ways to Flirt at a Bar

-”Do you cook? Because I can eat a lot. Yeah, there’s a double meaning to that.”
	-Talking to a girl.
-”Do you play the drums? Because I can bang a lot. Just sex-wise though, I have no musical talent and carpal tunnel syndrome.”
	-Talking to a girl.
-”Does this bartender remind you of your racist bestfriend too?”
	-Talking to a girl in front of the bartender.
-”I drank so much tonight, it’s a good thing I decided not to tip.”
	-Talking to girl.
-”Twitter!”
	-Taking a selfie with a stranger.
-”Facebook!”
	-Taking a selfie with a stranger.
-”Instagram!”
	-Taking a selfie with a stranger.
-”This is just like you, me, and Dupree except we'll all be having sex later.”
	-Talking to girl.
-”Ran out of TP in the john, so I had to use my shirt. Hope you don’t mind, I know I don’t.”
	-Shirtless talking to girl.
-”Seriously, this chest hair is like a sweater--and I’m talking name brand. Check the skin tag.”
	-Shirtless showing girl my back.

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