New Names for 12 Common Items

by Mike Trapp on November 7, 2012

New Names for 12 Common Items - Image 1

New Names for 12 Common Items - Image 1

New Names for 12 Common Items - Image 1

New Names for 12 Common Items - Image 1

New Names for 12 Common Items - Image 1

New Names for 12 Common Items - Image 1

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New Names for 12 Common Items

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Headphones → Panhandler Defense System
Exercise Machine → Clothes Hanger
Kindle → 50 Shades of Grey Cloaking Device
Starbucks → Public Bathroom
Computer charger → Portable Foot Burner
Cell phone → Live Conversation Avoider
Injury → Live Conversation Creator
Umbrella → Backpack Drencher
Dog → All-Purpose Spill Cleaner
Digital Camera → Phoneless Phone
Cheese → Food Improver
Toilet → Work avoider

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