In case you don't follow every conservative semi-famous person on Twitter like we do (for the entertainment value!), here's their most depressed reactions to the GOP holding onto the House of Representatives and not much else:

This will not affect my life that much. But my children will have their work cut out for them. There is always hope in our children.

— Chuck Woolery (@chuckwoolery) November 7, 2012

Uh-oh. Not looking good for #RomneyRyan.:(#NotAgain

— Patricia Heaton (@PatriciaHeaton) November 7, 2012

I can't stop crying.America died.

— Victoria Jackson (@vicjackshow) November 7, 2012

Governor Romney and Congressman Ryan. You fought the Good Fight and I am proud! @mittromney @reppaulryan

— Stacey Dash (@REALStaceyDash) November 7, 2012

No hope. No change. Nobama.

— Spencer Hawes (@spencerhawes00) November 6, 2012

Goodluk America u just voted for economic & spiritual suicide. Soulless fools

— Ted Nugent (@TedNugent) November 7, 2012

"We're Already Learning the Wrong Lesson: There was no ideological shift in this country…" – misfitpolitics.co/2012/11/were-a…

— Adam Baldwin (@adamsbaldwin) November 7, 2012

2nite Gods Spirit lifted within me&joy came over me, I will serve the Lord, my hope is in Jesus not Obama,Gods wrath is upon US. 2Thes2:11

— Stephen Baldwin (@StephenBaldwin7) November 7, 2012

We can't let this happen. We should march on Washington and stop this travesty. Our nation is totally divided!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2012

When all else fails, watch #seedadrun on DVR!!!! @nickatnitetv :-)

— Scott Baio (@ScottBaio) November 7, 2012