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What Coffee Does
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What Coffee Does First cup: Wakes you up. Second cup: Gets you to work. Third cup: Gets you to work at work. Fourth cup: Gets you to work at work better. Fifth cup: Gives you an excuse to get up when you realize that hasn’t happened. Sixth cup: Gives you an excuse to get up when you realize that hasn’t happened. Seventh cup: Makes you realize the coffee might be making you worse. Eighth cup: Makes you realize the only thing worse than dying in the bathroom is on the way to it.
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