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This week, Prince William and Kate Middleton announced that they are expecting a child. Surprisingly, everyone stayed totally normal and calm about it.
The royal baby being borrn is going to be like the second coming of Jesus #savior #littlecherub
Gillian Morley (@Gilly_Bean123) December 3, 2012
bit disappointed if the royals have a baby, means my husband harry will never get the chance to be king #makemeyourqueen
Jules Peters (@peters_jules) December 3, 2012
JesusChrist America!!! Kate Middleton's pregnancy has nothing to do with you!! Fuck off and leave OUR royal family alone! Jeez!
Hannah Louise (@thatlondongirlx) December 3, 2012
I just started crying tears of joy after hearing of the royal pregnancy. This is not an exaggeration.
Katherine Hobson (@KathhhHobson) December 3, 2012
Last year, Beyonce's baby was born on my birthday. Ten bucks says the royal baby will be named Christina just to ruin my fucking life.
Christina Honan (@christinahonan) December 3, 2012
now the next generation are going to be even more flawless with will and kate's baby as well as beyonce and jay-z's
Natalie Peteranna (@natpeteranna) December 3, 2012
How perfect will Kate Middleton's baby be? Fucking FLAWLESS.
Morgan Steele (@morgansteele) December 3, 2012
ROYAL BABY! My life finally has meaning!!!
Gillian Lanyon (@gillianlanyon) December 3, 2012
ROYAL BABY FREAKOUT SEE YOU IN A FEW
Drew Shaw (@DShaw31) December 3, 2012
"@enews: Kate Middleton Pregnant! Royal, Prince William Expecting First Baby! eonli.ne/SGMZXO" my life has meaning again lol
Sally Gober (@Sallygober) December 3, 2012
Why are people asking me if i heard about the royal baby?! Of course i fucking heard about it dont you know how obsessed i am with them!
Kayla Walsh (@kaylawalsh4) December 3, 2012
I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE EXCITED FOR A ROYAL BABY IN MY LIFE ! Truelife: I am obsessed with William and Kate.
Hannah Yeiser (@hannahyeiser) December 3, 2012
I'm just about as excited for the royal baby as I would be for my own baby. #obsessed
Corinne Foxx (@corinnefoxx) December 3, 2012

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