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Graphic Truth / The Longer Hanukkah Goes On
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Hallie Cantor
Amount of gelt eaten – directly increasing Amount of gelt thrown up- increasing at the very end Quality of gifts received – exponentially decreasing Quality of gifts given – steadily low Your interest in playing dreidel –spiraling down, turns into a dreidel at the bottom Likelihood your menorah will start a fire- increasing at the very end into flames Wishing you got to have a Christmas tree like everyone else- steadily high
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