The Longer Hanukkah Goes On

by Hallie Cantor on December 10, 2012

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Hallie Cantor

Amount of gelt eaten – directly increasing
Amount of gelt thrown up- increasing at the very end
Quality of gifts received – exponentially decreasing
Quality of gifts given – steadily low
Your interest in playing dreidel –spiraling down, turns into a dreidel at the bottom
Likelihood your menorah will start a fire- increasing at the very end into flames
Wishing you got to have a Christmas tree like everyone else- steadily high

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