- “I fucking hate you. I hate all of you.”
- “I love you guys.”
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- “Who is your boyfriend? I bet he sucks dick.”
- “Please don’t get your boyfriend.”
- “I didn’t say you suck dick, it was that guy over there.”
- “Shit. I think I’m bleeding.”
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- “You’re cute. I’d totally rape you”
- “I meant that if I were a rapist, I would rape you. It was supposed to be a compliment.”
- “I just meant that you’re my type, I think you’re cute.”
- “Please don’t call the police.”
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- “I am so drunk, I fucking love beer!”
- “I am never drinking again.”
- “I just threw up. I can’t drink anymore.”
- “Yeah, I guess you can pour me another one.”
- “I fucking love beer!”
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- “Officer, its okay, we were looking through her window before she started changing her clothes.”
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