1st time: It's Peter Jackson and I loved The Lord of the Rings so this has to be good.

2nd time: I fell asleep because I went to the midnight screening. I have to see it a second time to make sure I understood the whole movie and didn't miss something.

3rd time: I can't really be sure that there isn't some after-credits scene unless I've stayed in the theater until after the credits. I have to see it a third time.

4th and 5th time: How big a difference can there really be between forty-eight frames per second and twenty-four frames per second. The only way to know is to see both of them right after each other.

6th time: Verification for/contribution to www.moviemistakes.com

7th time: I could probably write a review of this thing. Would people read that? I'll bring some paper and write down some thoughts.

8th time: Ugh, it's too dark to write with pen on paper. new idea: LIVE TWEETING IT!

9-24th time: I won't stop seeing this movie until I can name all thirteen of the dwarves by looking at a picture of their face.

25th time: Wow, I just closed my eyes for a second and my brain played the entire movie frame for frame. Surprisingly, it only played it in 24 fps version.

26th time: Haha brain, this isn't funny anymore. Just because I'm in a dark room, it doesn't mean that I'm seeing The Hobbit.

27th time: MAKE THE NIGHTMARE STOP!!

28th time: Fili, Kili, Oin, Gloin, Thorin Oakenshield, Dwalin, Balin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Dori, Nori……. Fili, Kili, Oin, Gloin, Thorin Oakenshield, Dwalin, Balin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Dori, Nori,……Fili, Kili, Oin, Gloin, Thorin Oakenshield, Dwalin, Balin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Dori, Nori,….Fili, Kili, Oin, Gloin, Thorin Oakenshield, Dwalin, Balin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Dori, Nori,….Fili, Kili, Oin, Gloin, Thorin Oakenshield, Dwalin, Balin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Dori, Nori,..Fili, Kili, Oin, Gloin, Thorin Oakenshield, Dwalin, Balin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Dori, Nori,.Fili, Kili, Oin, Gloin, Thorin Oakenshield, Dwalin, Balin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Dori, Nori,…Fili, Kili, Oin, Gloin, Thorin Oakenshield, Dwalin, Balin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Dori, Nori,.. ARGH WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE 13th DWARF!! Fili, Kili, Oin, Gloin, Thorin Oakenshield, Dwalin, Balin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Dori, Nori,..Fili, Kili, Oin, Gloin, Thorin Oakenshield, Dwalin, Balin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Dori, Nori,..Fili, Kili, Oin, Gloin, Thorin Oakenshield, Dwalin, Balin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Dori, Nori,….Fili, Kili, Oin, Gloin, Thorin Oakenshield, Dwalin, Balin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Dori, Nori,……Fili, Kili, Oin, Gloin, Thorin Oakenshield, Dwalin, Balin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Dori, Nori,

29th: Ori, that's right. This 3D effect is really nice.

30th: Wait, there's going to be two more Hobbit movies?