How to Get Nominated For an Oscar

by CH Staff on January 10, 2013

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How to Get Nominated For an Oscar

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That’s So Oscar::Not So Oscar
-Daniel Day Lewis::Danny DeVito
British stuff::American stuff
-Abraham Lincoln freeing slaves::Abraham Lincoln hunting vampires
-The Coen Brothers::The Farrelly Brothers
-White people helping black people, but also learning something about themselves along the way::Black actors
-Pixar::Dreamworks
Released on December 31::Released on February 25
Mentally handicapped people who aren't so different from you and me::Title includes the word “Blart”
Movies based on sad books::Movies based on another movie
Movies set in the past::Movies that time travel to the past
Attractive people playing ugly people::Ugly people
Movies based on real, tragic events in which thousands of people died::Comedy

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