Bennigan's Wake

The struggling chain restaurant Bennigan's is rebranding itself in honor of James Joyce's whimsical stream-of-consciousness literary masterpiece Finnegans Wake. You know what? I think it's gonna work:

Bennigan’s Wake! Fern Farmilly Foods Far Master Ben, Again. Puppet Eyesars Baffled O’er Wayngs Ferrie’d and batter’d ontoth’ pate, Tree Favours: Spicy, Spacy, Spocy, Speckled, Spattled, Spainaird, Mahke Cry Yer Daisies! Chick inn Case o’ Deedeedeedeedee O! What black beens baned befare fayre sailsacream, walkamole, Jackchays is Christ! outhwest. Urn Sampler which he, so fairly did awant his portmantorturtained head, chose not, not chose, to knot Joe’s in one th’ chosen wanton top’d weth greenpeppered, grin papered, to grain piperr is human his cumin covered homes And Witches And Witches Waiter Pound Baif Beggar Classic beggar betwixt the heaping hellpings. the buns of the breadsmaids, the green of the let us in, the dread of the plumb toe (made o’ thumb), the child of the chase, on yons (frayeder grilled), end baking crisp the stripped Baker’s Bayderkilkenny (add $0.75) Terty Clubs What, becornered four of terty meets b’akin the fullish rush’d descend which? Descendber! He picks, picks his tooth, n’sooth be soothwest he climbs later upon later upon later of terty! Uncover’d: made a noise when May annoys me! Past Master Amri, Roobin Past Master Amri, year classic robin: Master Amri, Seward Krout, Kaiser Breed, stopped under Rushbushtushflushingtintontoniantownonounced Dressings. Ben, Again’s, On Trays Fish (And Then There Is Of Course Chips) Three wishes! Bear baited and frayed and slayed, slayed when at the side of the hushed poppys (egad!) and severed, top to top, cum saucitus tartar. ate, trounced Sir Loin Sir Loin bounces and trounces inunder, sure loins ashore lean o’er th’baked potatundertow. nay! can there not be vegetables a’tables stead? surely there can! and this is the way’t con currently wayves. Caged in. Shrimple Shrimple! Imposstibowl incream til ye devour the royal and unflower’d, sossed and spiked wath spacy shots, imparmanent. Tarry! twirl in genius, air pennys plane! Choice of soup or scaldedabbledeooddaybrewbowbeedidocthethoctitactitillydillyflingfloofleebablairborff. Dee, he asserted Mayde Pays! Pays! Payce be with thee Cherry, Apple, Charry, Chapel, Charney, Maple, Chayple, Maypole, Maypie, Made Pies, Maid Piss, Mayde Pays! Pays! Payce be with thee, cherry tree Airyo’ Quakers My sights bespectacled the crane and quakers. Shallthey, again this time I do relent, prtithing. hiscream Vanill just Beayver Ages Cock, Day’t Cock, Cockderpayper, Sprout, Sprout’s Arrow, cafey coughing claifing teawaiter, t’wait o’er the boilingbrook whose fills refail th’times nolimit. Comb! Comb! Becomb the sweetne fair Master Ben, in hair where familly food’s awake dellight your tastytumbs the towns afar to worlds aclose. Why? Yes! Tis with great harpspitality that we welcome you into

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