The Honey Baked Helmet: Hollow out a ham and wear around the party for protection, style, and a delicious aroma.

Game Day Jerky-Jersey: Weave together strips of beef jerky into a mesh top so you can simultaneously show your team pride and keep snacks handy.

The Astro-Surf-N-Turf: Lay out a beautiful, insanely expensive looking spread. Only upon biting into it will your guests realize all items are plastic.

The Two Pork Conversion: A pork tender loin is bound in bacon creating a football shaped pork-projectile, redefining excellence in pigskin.

The Vince Heart-Stoppy Trophy: Truly the food of champions.