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The Official Matrix of Fun
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Hallie Cantor
Fun to do, fun to say you’ve done Watch a movie Have sex Play with cute animals IRL Play sports Get drunk Ride a rollercoaster Ordering a lot of Chinese food for 2+ people Not fun to do, fun to say you’ve done Jogging Read a newspaper Read a piece of classic literature Be really hungover Going to Times Square on New Year’s Eve Fun to do, not fun to say you’ve done Look at porn Look at weird porn Look at internet pictures of cute animals Read other people’s blogs Read your own blog Check how many retweets your last tweet got Watch reality tv Watch sports Listen to Taylor Swift Farting Ordering a lot of Chinese food for 1 person Not fun to do, not fun to say you’ve done Do taxes Be on reality tv Be really, really, really hungover Throw up a lot of Chinese food
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