Manti Te'o received a number of voicemails from a male imposter pretending to be his girlfriend "Lennay Kekua". Here is EXCLUSIVE AUDIO of the last voicemail he received:
LEAKED: Shocking Final Voicemail From Manti Te'o's Girlfriend
By
Dan Hopper
HELLO MANTI! It’s me! Lennay! I’m just at home doing my nails and putting curlers in my hair and cucumbers on my eyes, all the stuff us ladies love, tee hee hee! Oh also eating chocolate! Anywhoo, I’m just calling to say that I love you very very much, and I hope you win your next Notre Dame football game, cause you’re so manly and...wait a minute, oh no, another car is coming at me! I’m about to get into an accident ! No, stop! NOOOOOOO also I have leukemia cancer!!!!!! Haha, I think he bought it
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