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by Dan Hopper on January 25, 2013

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Guy You Emailed Once About Econ Project 6 Years Ago And Somehow Shows Up Instead Of Your Family Members

Friend Whose Profile Link You Click Every Single Time You Try To IM Them

Person You Emailed Your Resume To Once For Job You Didn’t Get

Guy Who Shows Up Twice For Some Reason

Guy Who Shows Up Twice For Some Reason

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Girl With Kitten Avatar That You Float Over So You Can Be Like “Hi Kitty!”

Craiglist Guy Who Never Responded To Your Response But Now Shows Up Forever

GuyWhoseNameSHowsUPasamessOFAscreennameMAIL@aol.info

Girl Who’s Online But Isn’t

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Guy Who Still Hasn’t Written You Back But Now You Both Know He’s Busted Cause He’s Green

Good Friend Whose Status Is A Very Specific Inside Joke You Don’t Get

Person You Actually Need To Talk To But They Disappear As Soon As You IM Them And You Assume It Had To Be Some Weird Phone Related Thing

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Girl Whose Name Gets Cut Off In A Funny Way Fart...

Non-Close Friend Whose Status Is Still Promoting A Show From 5 Weeks Ago

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Person Who Is Orange Video Camera?

Perpetually-Red Girl

(Offline) Actual Friend You Like

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