In "Twidiots", we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter's millions of users.
After so much recent debate over the rampant brain damage often endured by professional football players, President Obama said in an interview that if he had a son, he'd "have to think long and hard before [he'd] let him play football." In response, much of the Twitterverse questioned his call. Respectfully, though, of course.
Zomg Obama said he might not want his son to play football. Socialist, Muslim, anti-gun now anti-football?!
Christian McFall (@christianmcfall) January 27, 2013
Obama: Football awfully risky via @politico for iPhone and so is voting for a socialist tyrant from Nairobi!politi.co/YwPamO
Andy Sheppard (@dookdude) January 27, 2013
Now Obama is tryin to fuck up football! U already fucked up america!!! Fucking stop u asshole! #fuckinobama
Billy Brennan (@billdog169) January 29, 2013
God hearing Obama's football comments just show you how stupid and ignorant this asshole is.#impeachandbeatthisclown
Martin Plush (@Chitownbuckeye5) January 29, 2013
Why does Obama feel the need to try and get football to have less contact and make it worse?? First guns now football #asshole #unamerican
Kade Larson (@k_larson9) January 29, 2013
Headline on ESPN, 'Obama questions the safety of football' That's the last straw asshole, dont think about touchin my shit.
Anthony Balaj (@AnthB30) January 27, 2013
Obama trying to diss on football? Fuck you why don't u play soccer then you faggot
Eddie ennis (@anoka90) January 29, 2013
"President Obama questions safety of football" Fucking pussy
Kevin Barron (@kbarron09) January 29, 2013
Obama questioning the safety of football. Are you fucking kidding me. Run the god damned country but leave our sports alone man. #dictating
Jarred Hoskison (@wazzuJarred) January 27, 2013
Obama i could not give two fucks what you say about the NFL, stay the fuck out of football this isn't socialist Russia #ridiculous
Benjamin Schiano (@FootlongSchiano) January 28, 2013
Obama says he'd think long and hard before letting his son play football fuck you idc are you gonna ban football to u fucking faggot
ScottWrba (@ScottWrba) January 27, 2013
who gives a FUCK what Obama thinks about his imaginary "son" and if he "might " get hurt in football. WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE OBAMA IS
Sarah Palin Rules (@SarahPalinRules) January 27, 2013
dity #muslim #obama will not let his imaginary faggot son play football but wants women dying in combat #thingsSarahPalinHasNeverDone
MaxCUA (@MaxCUA) January 28, 2013

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