This official White House petition to change the National Anthem to R. Kelly's "Ignition (Remix)" already has 5,000 signatures and only needs another 90+ thousand to reach its goal, at which point, if I understand correctly how government works, it will officially become the new National Anthem!

Click the pic above to sign. Or not sign, but just to be amused and get the "beep beep" part stuck in your head for 1-3 hours.